Uncovering lost wiki treasures Pt 4 - If DJ Duckslaughter were an author

In the midst of the madness of making the old Fandom version of the wiki, an example page contained this gold nugget.

If DJ Duckslaughter in the Every Ape and His Brother timeline, who is the fictional madman supposedly behind the songs "The Only Resort," "Meat Cleaver," and "All My Ducks Are Pekins" had also written books about his poultry-killing antics, then his bibliography might read something like the following:

1. Penguins' Fates Sealed: Recipes Galore for your Antarctic Cuisine
2. Easy Cures for a Goose's Neck Pain
3. An Exhaustive Study of Turkeys
4. Muscovies Must Go to the Log
5. Cheerfully Chopping Chickens
6. Pekins Get VERY Butchered...in Stacks!
7. A Guide to Better Khaki Campbell
8. Fawnrunners Ainna Run Fast Enough
9. Are You Game for Guinea Fowl?
10. Ripping Through Ridiculous Riddles of Rouens