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Thursday, July 15, 2021

3-13 is now online!

The long-awaited sequel to Kings in the Corner is finally available for you to watch, along with a blooper reel from an earlier attempt at it made in 2009. Feel free to check it out!

Information about its project history and development can be explored here.

Sunday, July 11, 2021

The gene rape jab mob will say or do ANYTHING to pump your veins full of graphene oxide!

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As outlined by Natural News, this includes:

  • Violating "no soliciting" restrictions by trying to redefine "soliciting"; and using the pretense to illegally trespass on private property.
  • Impersonating health department officials
  • Attempting to intimidate building managers into consenting to strike force team entry.
  • Lying to the public and falsely claiming the Nuremberg-violating gene rape jabs are "safe," and taking pains to withhold information about serious side effects - including hospitalizations and deaths!
  • Clearing buildings in military fashion, going floor by floor, wing by wing, knocking on doors and intimidating residents of apartment buildings and residential units.
  • Recording the locations (address, room number) of "anti-vaxxers" in order to feed this information into a government database for further action — most likely forced quarantine removal (i.e., medical kidnapping!)
  • It's beginning to look a lot like Das Dritte Reich!

    This has to be the most awkward rewrite of a movie script ever though:

    "I'm gonna give ya' to the count of ten, to let me pump your veins full of poison; before I pump your veins full of poison!"

    — Creepy Joe as Johnny from the Angels With Filthy Souls movie depicted in Home Alone, probably

    This is Mr. Georgia Guidestones summarized more briefly and to-the-point:

    Thursday, July 8, 2021

    Planned project rollout vs. Windows 11

    With the looming arrival of Windows 11, some changes are coming to Dozerfleet; and that will influence workflow.

    • Equipment may age faster in the new Florida environment due to humidity, in spite being spared from the dust load of the old house in Grand Ledge, MI.
    • The tablet, Dozerfleet Mega Portable, can be upgraded to Windows 11. Curiously, the current tower operating as Dozerfleet Main, cannot.
    • Updates for Windows 10 will cease by October of 2025.
    • Most of the hardware, apart from the SSD, on the current Dozerfleet Main, dates back to 2016. It will likely stop working in 2026.
    • The next edition of Dozerfleet Main could be a gaming tower, or a powerful MacBook. But the current tower's replacement has been undecided.
    • Support for CC for The Sims 4 will continue. However, there are no plans at the moment to support The Sims 5, even though some concept art for it in Unreal 5 looks impressive.
    • The new cottage pack for TS4 may be added eventually, but is not a priority for the six remaining webcomics.
    • Volkonir 2008, Path of the Ming-Cho, Sniperbadger, Sorbet, Kahoopiliana, and Blood Over Water are the projects being emphasizedfor completion at the moment. This is because of the fact that Dozerfleet Main won't support Windows 11, and Mega Portable can't run Sims 4. These works have to come first, even if Inferno is delayed even more.
    • Mega Portable will likely receive the update to Windows 11 ASAP. It will become a go-to for story writing once Dozerfleet Literature becomes the prime focus again. This should happen after the remaining loose ends aretied with the Comics division, the wiki transfer, and the blog updates.

    Wednesday, July 7, 2021

    Hell Sermon now available in the Every Ape collection

    The top description explains the song as such:

    "A frustrated preacher with not much to lose, shakes the congregation from apathy with a sermon set to a Journey tune.

    Without fast penance, the world is going to Hell. Sending itself. We're already halfway there. This is what Jonathan Edwards mixed with Steve Perry and Bill Weise might sound like."

    What is the point of "Don't Stop Believin'" anyway? Many don't believe in the first place! According to this song parody, they'd better start!

    You can read the lyrics here, learn more about the making of this song parody here, and rate the song here. Or, if you're already nervous but skeptical due to the sheer number of questionable English translations of the Bible there are, feel free to visit GotQuestions.org. (Disclaimer: GotQuestions has not sponsored this endorsement.)

    Monday, July 5, 2021

    New Every Ape and His Brother single out!

    "Hell Sermon" is set to "Dont' Stop Believin'" by Journey. It's currently only available to visitors on AmIRight, though it may be added to the Every Ape collection soon.

    No new album from Every Ape has been announced since the completion of The Sent-In Clowns, but there are ideas floating around for one.

    Wednesday, June 30, 2021

    The new wiki scrollbar

    Note: This fancy new look for the Dozerfleet Database's scrollbar currently only works in Edge, Opera, and Chrome. A simpler version will still show up in Firefox.

    Update: The blogs now feature this scrollbar too.

    Wednesday, June 9, 2021

    Ivan's Vault becoming more defined

    While previously just a concept, the Vault is now more defined on the wiki. It has several divisions: the Ferris State University Project Archive, the SWOCC Studios Project Archive, the LCC Project Archive, and a different Ivan Lock for each division, divided by project type.

    It can be visited here to learn more.