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Hell Sermon



Hell Sermon

  Description


Song by Every Ape and His Brother


Note: A frustrated preacher with not much to lose, shakes the congregation from apathy with a sermon set to a Journey tune. Without fast penance, the world is going to Hell. Sending itself. We're already halfway there. This is what Jonathan Edwards mixed with Steve Perry and Bill Weise might sound like.

 Lyrics

Just a wayward girl;

Seduced by a neon world!

She rebelled and took drugs;

Trip to anywhere...

A boy who's gone astray;

His father just got locked away!

He thinks the crowd's too large;

Why try life, why dare? [1]

A chump who thinks there is no doom! [2]

A minister with golden rooms! [3]

In the same boat as a chomo freak;

Think the party goes on; but they're wrong!

Strangers, repent!

You're not on the golden road!

Reptilians, lurking in the night!

Smoke and, devils!

And end-less screaming commotion!

Prepare; never-ending niiiiiiiiggghhhhht!!!

Working hard, is still ill will!

Without faith, it's tampon spill! [4]

Where you're going then is never nice;

For all your crimes! [5]

Some will lose;

Some lose worse![6]

Some are just born with a curse! [7]

And the nightmare never ends!

It goes on and on eternally!!!

Cerberus, waiting! [8]

Souls condemned are always charred!

Reptilians, lurking in the night!

Whips, chains, devils!

And no chance for a promotion!

Your cube, horrors of the niiiiggghhhhhtt!!! [9]

Best start believin'!

You won't like that damned feeling!

Tall flames!

Devils!!! Woaaahh!!!!

Best start believin'!

You won't like it at all.....

(Best start...believin'....)


Lyrics © 2021 Dozerfleet Records.



  Footnotes

  1. Reference to the Doomer meme, and Malthusianism.
  2. Fools who insist Hell isn't real.
  3. Phony evangelists who are in it for the money. Prosperity Gospel preachers. Most shady televangelists.
  4. Isaiah 64:6
  5. Matthew 7:23
  6. Luke 12:45-48
  7. Matthew 13:4
  8. A reference to Dante's Inferno.
  9. Reference to visions NDE sufferers have made statements about, plus to 2 Peter 2:4

  Further reading

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