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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

A Dozerfleet-originated joke gains official recognition

Beginning in early October of 2023, a new meme was born, showing fake AI-generated movie posters for nonexistent Disney and Pixar films, which took the low-grade value of recent film ideas to come out of Disney and Pixar, and then exaggerated the absurdity of it by showing the studio making films that contained hilariously inappropriate subject matter.

On October 16th of that year, Foldify released the following video to YouTube:

The 17-second mark features a fake poster for a movie dubbed Freezerman, about Jeffery Dahmer. This was actually taken from the official BulldozerIvan channel on DeviantArt, part of Dozerfleet Comics. The gallery folder in question is dubbed "Tasteless Pixar," and is all about subjects that Pixar would most likely never approve of producing as films.

In addition to Freezerman, the following fake films were given posters in that collection:

  • Heil Honkler! (About the Honkler memes from 2019)
  • Monkeypox!!!
  • Who Let the Dogs Out?: A Horror-Comedy
  • Steven Hawking and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Eternity
  • The Devil You Know (about Obama)
  • Tide-Podcalypse Now! (about Trump Derangement Syndrome depicted as a zombie apocalypse)
  • Steinle (about the murder of Kate Steinle)
  • Being Arecely Henriquez (a movie about the pregnant woman attacked by George Floyd)
  • Adrenochome
  • Corn-Pop (inspired by Joe Biden's infamous speech)
  • Winnie the Poo Rules China Too!

While the Dahmer joke may have the most YouTube infamy, the most controversy-stirring one so far appears to be the joke about Steven Hawking meeting Jesus, as it caused several atheist trolls to come out of the woodwork shrieking.

Today's world is so debased and degenerate, so offended by the idea it needs Jesus, that you could literally make a children's movie about Dahmer, and the world is less offended!

Sunday, October 1, 2023

Debunking the lying reprobate Audie Christopher Abel on Facebook

There's a LOT wrong with this worthless excuse for an atheist "meme." Since the weasel-coward on Facebook ran away, this post is to make sure that his shame cannot be hidden. A permanent record, and a warning to other atheist trolls.

Let's break down each of Audie's meme's (non)-points with actual knowledge:

1. Matthew 18:6

"It would be better for him if he were..."

The verse itself calls you a liar, Audie!

Translation, what God has in store for pedophiles is a far worse punishment - reserved for those who HURT children (NOT the children themselves) - than the most horrible type of drowning death that Jesus' target audience could imagine!

Audie, you aren't even remotely trying to treat the verse or its reading with an inkling of honesty or maturity! And once again, you bitter-cling to idiotic memes! Anyone NOT trying to read the verse idiotically knows plainly that Jesus is trying to save the children's souls. He's not accomplishing that by drowning them if someone hurts them. He's vowing a divine vendetta against whoever leads a child to unbelief! Because knowing the consequences for it, according to him, you leading a child astray makes you worse than a serial killer!

2. Lamentations 2:20

"Should this happen?" is the writer asking: "Are you okay with this happening?" At NO POINT is there an IMPERATIVE in the verse. So ONCE AGAIN, your meme is lying!

3. Ezekiel 5:10

3. ONCE AGAIN, the statement is PREDICTIVE, NOT imperative! Your understanding of grammar, and your overall reading comprehension, are ABYSMAL! It's hard to imagine you reading ANY other piece of literature with this bratty second grade level of immaturity. But since you're looking for excuses to not believe, you're willing to stoop to such.

4. Lamentations 4:4

This verse, ONCE AGAIN, does not condone nor command starving children. It's not imperative, but INDICATIVE of the conditions that the Judeans had brought on themselves!

5. Genesis 19:24 and Leviticus 10:3

God can reserve the right for himself to incinerate a town that has made raping passersby into its most sacred rite! You don't get to say otherwise! Or are you butthurt, because you wish to live your life a similar way?

Moreover, it was only those who insisted on staying in the town that were destroyed - at the behest of the adults of the town. And given that it was a constant Epstein Island party, the kids were probably grateful for the asteroid!

More to that end, they were given a WEEK to evacuate before the crisis hit! So if the townsfolk of Sodom were mad that some kids got burned up with the adults, the men of Sodom only had themselves to blame!

Also, Nadab and Abihu were playing with chemicals to yield fire to their fancy. Playing with fire like idiots. In a place of worship. And they weren't little kids! They were grown men! So stop lying!!!

6. Exodus 12:29

HE TOLD THEM WEEKS IN ADVANCE HOW TO AVOID IT!!! At that point, it'd be like God telling you that a hurricane is coming, the news confirming it a week later, you STILL refusing to evacuate, the hurricane hits, your 18-year-old son dies in the flooding, and you blame God!!! PATHETIC!!!

(Actually, I think you are that stupid, Audie!)

7. Deuteronomy 21:21

The rebellious son in that verse is NOT a small child!!! It was not uncommon for young adults to still live with their parents.

Also, the conditions of his bad behavior had to be severe. Also, the conditions required to be met before stoning were permitted made it impossible for most men to perform the stoning, because they couldn't hope to get enough of the town to fulfill enough of the established criteria to make it legal.

Therefore, banishing youth was more practical. So in a way, it was a measure AGAINST stoning mobs!

If you'd done any research at all, you wouldn't be this ignorant, Audie!!!

8. Joshua 10:36

Charity didn't exist in that day. You either took slaves as spoils of war, or you killed everyone when you invaded a town, to minimize their suffering. More to that, if Eglon knew women and children were in danger, and took no measures to evacuate them, then that's on Eglon. It was a KING'S RESPONSIBILITY to ensure that only military-grade men were left when a town or fortress was about to be overrun, so that ONLY military-grade men could be victims in the impending slaughter!

Also, saying what Joshua did doesn't mean that God cosigned every ounce of it. So once again, you are a liar!

9. Nahum 3:10

THIS IS NOT A COMMAND!!!!

This was a poetic description of how quickly a nation once strong can be made desolate, betrayed by its own allies. It was also a warning to Judea that its days were numbered, and that its neighbors would be cruel.

You could LEARN from this verse, that America is teetering on the brink of a similar fate, and note the cruelty of MS13, and realize it's HAPPENING, but that doesn't mean God co-signed on MS13's actions!

Instead, Audie, you're inventing low-IQ excuses for not wanting to believe!

10. Matthew 19:29

HE IS NOT PROMOTING MALICIOUS DESERTION!!!

He is saying that if you have to forego and investment to value Him more, you will be compensated for it. And if loved ones abandon or betray YOU because you won't abandon him, you will be compensated for that too!

11. Revelation 2:23

He is NOT talking about murdering prepubescents. He is discussing neutralizing the minions and disciples of deceivers! He's also saying what HE will do, NOT commanding anyone to shoot a kid in the head!

You couldn't be honest about the context of a verse to save your soul!!!

12. Deuteronomy 32:24

The verse doesn't tell anyone to kill anyone here. GOD is saying that HE will ALLOW poisons and OTHER calamities to befall a nation he once supernaturally protected from these fates, since they ABANDONED his umbrella of protection!

The man's offspring in the verse, upon growing up, became DESPICABLE WRETCHES, such that something had to be DONE about them!

That's now 12 TIMES I've caught you LYING, TWISTING words, and failing to do your research, Audie! Just lazily bitter-clinging to memes to pretend you have any credibility.

And I'm saving this post, in case you're a dirty little coward and try to delete. Your shame will be forevermore!!!