The Gerosha Chronicles now has its own official coloring book

(Copied from Dozerfleet Labs blog post here.)

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Assembled in only a week, The Gerosha Chronicles: Assorted Heroes and Villains Coloring Book is a mostly-AI-generated coloring book that lets you imagine different characters and scenes from The Gerosha Chronicles, or color those scenes in for yourself! It's made in the same vein as any Marvel or DC coloring book.

Comic afficionados who love coloring, especially tweens, teens, and young adults, may have a blast with this vivid comic book world. Feel free to check it out for yourself.

A Dozerfleet-originated joke gains official recognition

Beginning in early October of 2023, a new meme was born, showing fake AI-generated movie posters for nonexistent Disney and Pixar films, which took the low-grade value of recent film ideas to come out of Disney and Pixar, and then exaggerated the absurdity of it by showing the studio making films that contained hilariously inappropriate subject matter.

On October 16th of that year, Foldify released the following video to YouTube:

The 17-second mark features a fake poster for a movie dubbed Freezerman, about Jeffery Dahmer. This was actually taken from the official BulldozerIvan channel on DeviantArt, part of Dozerfleet Comics. The gallery folder in question is dubbed "Tasteless Pixar," and is all about subjects that Pixar would most likely never approve of producing as films.

In addition to Freezerman, the following fake films were given posters in that collection:

• Heil Honkler! (About the Honkler memes from 2019)
• Monkeypox!!!
• Who Let the Dogs Out?: A Horror-Comedy
• Steven Hawking and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Eternity
• The Devil You Know (about Obama)
• Tide-Podcalypse Now! (about Trump Derangement Syndrome depicted as a zombie apocalypse)
• Steinle (about the murder of Kate Steinle)
• Being Arecely Henriquez (a movie about the pregnant woman attacked by George Floyd)
• Adrenochome
• Corn-Pop (inspired by Joe Biden's infamous speech)
• Winnie the Poo Rules China Too!

While the Dahmer joke may have the most YouTube infamy, the most controversy-stirring one so far appears to be the joke about Steven Hawking meeting Jesus, as it caused several atheist trolls to come out of the woodwork shrieking.

Today's world is so debased and degenerate, so offended by the idea it needs Jesus, that you could literally make a children's movie about Dahmer, and the world is less offended!

Debunking the lying reprobate Audie Christopher Abel on Facebook

There's a LOT wrong with this worthless excuse for an atheist "meme." Since the weasel-coward on Facebook ran away, this post is to make sure that his shame cannot be hidden. A permanent record, and a warning to other atheist trolls.

Let's break down each of Audie's meme's (non)-points with actual knowledge:

1. Matthew 18:6

"It would be better for him if he were..."

The verse itself calls you a liar, Audie!

Translation, what God has in store for pedophiles is a far worse punishment - reserved for those who HURT children (NOT the children themselves) - than the most horrible type of drowning death that Jesus' target audience could imagine!

Audie, you aren't even remotely trying to treat the verse or its reading with an inkling of honesty or maturity! And once again, you bitter-cling to idiotic memes! Anyone NOT trying to read the verse idiotically knows plainly that Jesus is trying to save the children's souls. He's not accomplishing that by drowning them if someone hurts them. He's vowing a divine vendetta against whoever leads a child to unbelief! Because knowing the consequences for it, according to him, you leading a child astray makes you worse than a serial killer!

2. Lamentations 2:20

"Should this happen?" is the writer asking: "Are you okay with this happening?" At NO POINT is there an IMPERATIVE in the verse. So ONCE AGAIN, your meme is lying!

3. Ezekiel 5:10

3. ONCE AGAIN, the statement is PREDICTIVE, NOT imperative! Your understanding of grammar, and your overall reading comprehension, are ABYSMAL! It's hard to imagine you reading ANY other piece of literature with this bratty second grade level of immaturity. But since you're looking for excuses to not believe, you're willing to stoop to such.

4. Lamentations 4:4

This verse, ONCE AGAIN, does not condone nor command starving children. It's not imperative, but INDICATIVE of the conditions that the Judeans had brought on themselves!

5. Genesis 19:24 and Leviticus 10:3

God can reserve the right for himself to incinerate a town that has made raping passersby into its most sacred rite! You don't get to say otherwise! Or are you butthurt, because you wish to live your life a similar way?

Moreover, it was only those who insisted on staying in the town that were destroyed - at the behest of the adults of the town. And given that it was a constant Epstein Island party, the kids were probably grateful for the asteroid!

More to that end, they were given a WEEK to evacuate before the crisis hit! So if the townsfolk of Sodom were mad that some kids got burned up with the adults, the men of Sodom only had themselves to blame!

Also, Nadab and Abihu were playing with chemicals to yield fire to their fancy. Playing with fire like idiots. In a place of worship. And they weren't little kids! They were grown men! So stop lying!!!

6. Exodus 12:29

HE TOLD THEM WEEKS IN ADVANCE HOW TO AVOID IT!!! At that point, it'd be like God telling you that a hurricane is coming, the news confirming it a week later, you STILL refusing to evacuate, the hurricane hits, your 18-year-old son dies in the flooding, and you blame God!!! PATHETIC!!!

(Actually, I think you are that stupid, Audie!)

7. Deuteronomy 21:21

The rebellious son in that verse is NOT a small child!!! It was not uncommon for young adults to still live with their parents.

Also, the conditions of his bad behavior had to be severe. Also, the conditions required to be met before stoning were permitted made it impossible for most men to perform the stoning, because they couldn't hope to get enough of the town to fulfill enough of the established criteria to make it legal.

Therefore, banishing youth was more practical. So in a way, it was a measure AGAINST stoning mobs!

If you'd done any research at all, you wouldn't be this ignorant, Audie!!!

8. Joshua 10:36

Charity didn't exist in that day. You either took slaves as spoils of war, or you killed everyone when you invaded a town, to minimize their suffering. More to that, if Eglon knew women and children were in danger, and took no measures to evacuate them, then that's on Eglon. It was a KING'S RESPONSIBILITY to ensure that only military-grade men were left when a town or fortress was about to be overrun, so that ONLY military-grade men could be victims in the impending slaughter!

Also, saying what Joshua did doesn't mean that God cosigned every ounce of it. So once again, you are a liar!

9. Nahum 3:10

THIS IS NOT A COMMAND!!!!

This was a poetic description of how quickly a nation once strong can be made desolate, betrayed by its own allies. It was also a warning to Judea that its days were numbered, and that its neighbors would be cruel.

You could LEARN from this verse, that America is teetering on the brink of a similar fate, and note the cruelty of MS13, and realize it's HAPPENING, but that doesn't mean God co-signed on MS13's actions!

Instead, Audie, you're inventing low-IQ excuses for not wanting to believe!

10. Matthew 19:29

HE IS NOT PROMOTING MALICIOUS DESERTION!!!

He is saying that if you have to forego and investment to value Him more, you will be compensated for it. And if loved ones abandon or betray YOU because you won't abandon him, you will be compensated for that too!

11. Revelation 2:23

He is NOT talking about murdering prepubescents. He is discussing neutralizing the minions and disciples of deceivers! He's also saying what HE will do, NOT commanding anyone to shoot a kid in the head!

You couldn't be honest about the context of a verse to save your soul!!!

12. Deuteronomy 32:24

The verse doesn't tell anyone to kill anyone here. GOD is saying that HE will ALLOW poisons and OTHER calamities to befall a nation he once supernaturally protected from these fates, since they ABANDONED his umbrella of protection!

The man's offspring in the verse, upon growing up, became DESPICABLE WRETCHES, such that something had to be DONE about them!

That's now 12 TIMES I've caught you LYING, TWISTING words, and failing to do your research, Audie! Just lazily bitter-clinging to memes to pretend you have any credibility.

And I'm saving this post, in case you're a dirty little coward and try to delete. Your shame will be forevermore!!!

Lying reprobate criminal Christopher Ingraham tries (and fails) to discredit Bradlee Dean

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Lamestream media child molestation advocates try to equate a minister with Nazis, yet again! And once again, it doesn't work!

Since when is it "evil" to OPPOSE genocide? Only a pro-pedo like Ingraham would be so debased as to say you have to favor white genocide in order to "prove" you're not a "white supremacist," implying there can be no middle ground!

One of the most insidious false dichotimies imaginable! Ingraham thinks more like a Nazi than ANYONE he accuses, and he can't (or won't) even see it!

“If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

- Malcolm X

Malcolm X was many things; but he was wise to reject the Democrat Party!  He knew what devilry its platform was, way back then! It hasn't gotten any better since! This is that proverb of the broken clock getting the time right twice a day. (If only more of his followers had paid closer attention!)

The link above goes point-for-point on debunking Ingraham's multitudinous heinous lies. Here's hoping Dean can sue Ingraham right into a bankruptcy barrel, lest other media shrill shills for total destruction of the nation be emboldened to pull the same nonsense!

Saying goodbye to some Dozerfleet Classic Characters

The Deep Shelf, which is one step away from total cancellation / abandonment, now awaits The Slushy Show, a Dromedeverse-related pending project that would reinterpret Slushy the Bullfrog, Cone the Other Bullfrog, Vegetable, Jackalslapnasty, Sphere, the Toad, Maldo, and more, in a story set in the Philippines reminicient of Disney's Lilo and Stitch.

Slushy has been a staple of Dozerfleet lore since 1996, due to a frog voice effect that the founder was able to create via voice acting at that age. Given a limited number of Slushy voice imitators in the world, and that the creator of Slushy is becoming too old to perform the voice himself, Slushy and his entire supporting cast may finally see the sunset before their next big project ever sees a novel, let alone a cinema outing.

In 2019 even, he was proposed to the entire internet as a free alternative to using Pepe the Frog for making Honkler and other, similar memes, so as to negate fears and concerns that Pepe fans might get in legal trouble from Pepe's original creator. Alas, Pepe's popularity continued to grow in spite of threats; while Slushy proved largely unsuccessful at being chosen as a safe alternative to Pepe.

Slushy's reign of 27 years appears to have come to an end, however. But he and his supporting cast are not the only Dozerfleet characters preparing to ride off into the sunset.

In August of 2023, the original model for Officer Hornet parted ways with the cast to The Mutt Mackley Show. Continued appearances of Officer Hornet would require a new character model, preferably from a bee-shaped Beanie Baby, for the sake of visual continuity (and to avoid legal issues with Mattel.) Ever since Kings in the Corner back in 2003, Officer Hornet has been portrayed by a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Buzz-Off figurine. Buzz-Off is no longer in Dozerfleet inventory, leaving a vacancy for the role of Officer Hornet.

Another character that is about to leave for good is Puck-Man, from the Holy Trinity of Burlingame in Wyoming, Michigan's 5th grade class of 1994's The Cool Adventures of Puck-Man. The comic strips of this character and run are lost to the ages. The character, a class knock-off of Pac-Man, was a cracked orange vinyl Shield No-Bounce Hockey Hotball with a face painted on using a Sharpie. The Dozerfleet model, which is the second such cracked hockeyball of its type out of two that were considered to be of interest to the class of that day, has far outlived its original purpose, becoming one of the oldest relics of early Dozerfleet lore.

It is of interesting trivia note that the original Pac-Man upon which Puck-Man is based would have been called Puck-Man himself, but his name was changed to ward off vandalism.

The early Dozerfleet version may not be notable for much; but his short tenure in comics led to the debut of his archnemesis, the Cole Slaw Creature, as well as a short-lived spin-off about a humanoid golf ball named Golf-Man, whose comics involved experiments in texturized comic book rendering. Golf-Man's body texture, notably, was achieved with experiments in using gel-based school glue with isolated pores, generating a golf ball-esque texture on the page through tactile illusion.

Puck-Man and Slushy are the most die-hard Dozerfleet brand holdouts left over from the 1990s, but their retirement is inevitable.

Gray Goo Cyborg Venom is probably in you, vaxxed or otherwise

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The ghouls did threaten to poison crops in the US with it. So if you've eaten a salad, you're probably at risk now for Gray Goo Cyborg Venom growing in your veins, even if you refused to ever get a single covid shot! This is genocide. Every single party involved in conspiring to make this happen warrants a rope and a tree, at minimum!

Naming Marvel and other Earths in A Centipede Once Again Saves the Spiderverse

Note that this list is only for characters appearing in the fanfic A Centipede Once Again Saves the Spideverse, which sought to show how simply adding Ciem and Italian Spiderman could dramatically - for better or worse - rewrite the plot to Across the Spideverse. Characters from other Centipede in the Spiderverse fics that don't appear in this one aren't listed. However, their Earth number naming conventions will follow similar logic. To understand the Earth numbers that these fanfic naming conventions are based off of, please see the list of Earth numbers represented in Across the Spiderverse on its official page on Marvel Database.

• World that Candi is from: Earth-G7.2.1 (a reference to, and a branch-off timeline from; Earth-G7 - the main Sodality timeline) Full name Earth-Dzf-G7.2.1. Also the world where Emeraldon, Anarteq, Nemara, and Kamohoalii originated from before getting Percolated elsewhere temporarily.
• World of animated Franco, inspired by Alrugo Entertainment's "Italian Spiderman" film: Earth-Dzf-DROM-Q112-ITAL-2 (Earth-DROM-Q112-ITAL-2 for short)
• Main world that Candi and Franco visit in "A Centipede Once Again Saves the Spideverse": Earth-DROM-1610B-F (based on Earth-1610B, the animated Spiderverse version of Earth-1610, not to be confused with its comics counterpart. May simply be dubbed "1610B-F," given it's a fanfic version of 1610B.)

And per that logic:

• World of the Gwen Stacy that Candi encounters: Earth-65B-F (technically Earth-Dzf-65B-F)
• World of the snowboarding Spider-Man with the white spider on his chest: Earth-1048-F (also referenced in Percolation Warriors: Spider-Faith)
• World of Spider-Man 2099 fanfic version: Earth-928B-F
• World of "The Human Spider" (Tobey Maguire-themed): Earth-96283-F
• World of "Kale Chip Chomper" (Andrew Garfield-themed): Earth-120703-F
• World of "Little Nerd" (Tom Holland-themed): Earth-199999-F (also 616C-F)
• World where Tanya Woven got actual centipede powers, due to Miguel's meddling in the Percolation Wave: Earth-G7.2.9
• World spoofing Disney's Moana that Anarteq, Kamohoalii, and Nemara get percolated to: Earth-Dzf-Dis-Moana-32-F

Also of note is the fact that Italian Spiderman was included in this spoof set of images on DeviantArt largely due to a sort of ready awareness that Marvel would never allow Sony to negotiate with Alrugo for the rights to put Italian Spiderman in Across the Spiderverse, in spite many fans wanting him to be there. This suspicion was later confirmed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller themselves, who actually did want Franco to appear.